So for some odd reason my fortunes (from fortune cookies) always seem to be true.  I collect the ones I like and some of them are really cool.  But last week I received the most badass fortune cookie of all time:

Getting a fortune like this makes me wonder: who the hell makes these fortunes?  And does this person (the fortune cookie master) just throw in something utterly ambiguous like “what’s the speed of dark?” for every millionth fortune cookie?

Comment if you have any thoughts to what the answer to this question is.